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From Wikipedia:

Human Evolution

Human evolution, or anthropogenesis, is the part of biological evolution concerning the emergence of Homo sapiens as a distinct species from other hominans, great apes and placental mammals. It is the subject of a broad scientific inquiry that seeks to understand and describe how this change occurred. The study of human evolution encompasses many scientific disciplines, most notably physical anthropology, primatology, linguistics and genetics.

 

The term "human", in the context of human evolution, refers to the genus Homo, but studies of human evolution usually include other hominins, such as the australopithecines. The Homo genus diverged from the australopithecines about 2 million years ago in Africa. Several typological species of Homo, now extinct, evolved. These include Homo erectus, which inhabited Asia, and Homo neanderthalensis, which inhabited Europe.

 

Archaic Homo sapiens evolved between 400,000 and 250,000 years ago. The dominant view among scientists is the recent African origin of modern humans (RAO) that H. sapiens evolved in Africa and spread across the globe, replacing populations of H. erectus and H. neanderthalensis. Scientists supporting the alternative hypothesis on the multiregional origin of modern humans (MTO) view modern humans as having evolved as a single, widespread population from existing Homo species, particularly H. erectus. The fossil evidence is insufficient to resolve this vigorous debate, while studies of human population genetics have largely supported a recent African Origin explanation.

 

Ape

An ape is any member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates. In less scientific language, it has various meanings, although it often (but not always) excludes humans. Due to its ambiguous nature, the term 'ape' is less suitable as a means of describing taxonomic relationships. Under the current classification system there are two families of hominoids:

the family Hylobatidae consists of 4 genera and 14 species of gibbon, including the Lar Gibbon and the Siamang, collectively known as the lesser apes.

the family Hominidae consisting of chimpanzees, gorillas, humans and orangutans collectively known as the great apes.

 

A few other primates, such as the Barbary Ape, have the word "ape" in their common names (usually to indicate lack of a tail), but they are not regarded as true apes.

 

Except for gorillas and humans, all true apes are agile climbers of trees. They are best described as omnivorous, their diet consisting of fruit, grass seeds, and in most cases some quantities of meat and invertebrates—either hunted or scavenged—along with anything else available and easily digested. They are native to Africa and Asia, although humans have spread to all parts of the world. A group of apes is called a "shrewdness". Most ape species are rare or endangered. The chief threat to most of the endangered species is loss of tropical rainforest habitat, though some populations are further imperiled by hunting for bushmeat.

 

From Uncyclopedia:

Parody

 

In contemporary usage, parody (otherwise known as a pisstake) is a form of satire that try to imitate another work of art in order to ridicule it but miserably fails. When the attempt to ridicule doesn't fail, it's called plagiarism. Parody exists in all art media, including literature, music, and cinema. It is notable for being significantly better than only one D. It is also a recent philosophy among the Intelligentias.

Shirt

The shirt is a garment often worn on the upper torso of a human being, but not always. Many women in modern times prefer the lower hem of their shirt to reach just below their breasts, roughly coinciding with the neckline. Often people can get confused with the difference between human beings and shirts, however this is beyond the scope of this article.

Cotton Shirts

Cotton shirts are made out of cotton, with the main supply of cotton shirts coming from old grannies. The leading shirt maker Nike employs over 500,000 old grannies each creating an average of 200 shirts per hour. Currently, the most popular colour for men's cotton shirts is pink. Or maybe no shop can sell them, and that's why they're always there. As for women, they just don't wear cotton shirts, they're not shiny enough.

T Shirts

T Shirts are just shirts that someone's sadistically cut the sleeves off of (but didn't quite finish what he/she/it started). Sometimes, the slogans on the sleeves just want to escape the slogan on the main body of the shirt, especially if the shirt comes from FCUK. For some reason, T-shirts come in one of two styles: ridiculously large or ridiculously small. Neither is really flattering.

Only losers wear T-shirts, especially if they are unemployed and/or unemployable like people with autism. As soon as they turn 20, they need to stop wearing T-shirts and start wearing collared shirts instead. If you are almost 30 and still wear T-shirts, then you need to find a job, you need to find nicer shirts, some khakis, and maybe a girlfriend. Don't be like the 40-year-old virgin. Go to Value Village and buy a bunch khakis and collared shirts for $20. You can always buy the clean underwear (preferably briefs) at Wal-Mart once you earn your first non-government pension paycheck that doesn't have your mother's name on top of yours. If Mom threatens to send you away, tell her it's for her own good.

Cultivated Shirts

Many shirts are actually grown on farms in remote parts of our galaxy. Multiple species of shirt are known to be grown and cultivated on the planet Rigel, where scientists have grafted the genus of the shirt plant with that of long-johns in an effort to produce something of a one-piece long underwear type garment.

 

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