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Facts about Chuck Norris

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

 

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

 

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

 

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

 

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

 

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

 

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

 

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

 

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

 

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

 

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

 

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

 

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

 

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

 

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

 

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (One Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

 

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