Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

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Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give me the Pack Man! Give me the Pack man!”, so Pac-Man became his nickname.

He was a real “Mental Warrior”, each day he fought an epic battle inside his head against hallucinated ghosts, which he thought were trying to eat him. He used to run all over the house, trying to get away from his ghosts, and then all of a sudden he would reach in his pocket, and bring out what he called his “Power Pellet”, eat it, and turn around all powerful like, to chase down his ghosts for a while. Pac didn’t just do this now and then, this was his lifestyle.

Other than the pills, the guy hardly ate, just a bit of fruit, or maybe a pretzel now and then.

I haven’t seen Pac for years now, last I saw him he ran into a tunnel screaming “Ghosts!”, and then he just sort of vanished.

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Don’t Touch That Cookie

Unfortunately in life, many people who know what is right and wrong, still choose the wrong path. Their selfish actions hurt others around them, and causes unnecessary misery. Their victims, unable to avenge themselves, often take comfort in the belief that somewhere down the line, whether in this life or the next, karma will eventually pay them back.

Of course sometimes it is the blue face of Karma itself which sends them on to the next life…

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Game Over Shirt

Funny Game Over Bride And Groom Shirt

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Women have often accessorized throughout history using things such as fancy hairpieces, jewelry, and pretty shoes with a handbag. The handbag may at times contain a cute little dog with a little pink tongue and a bow on his head. Many women prize one accessory above even her little portable canine, and that is her very own domesticated man.

Man was born to run free, he values his freedom above all other things, but his attentions are often caught by woman’s bright colors, sweet perfumes and shiny accessories. Although man tries hard to be free, he is often seduced into domestication.

Some men are determined to remain free, so occasionally a woman might enlist her father in her mission. The father, perhaps bitter at the loss of his own freedom years before, sometimes forces domestication upon the man with a shotgun or other weapon. Making the man’s final free decision, a matter of wife or death.

 

Game Over Shirt

E.T. Bicycle Disaster Tee

Funny E.T. Elliot Moon Shirt

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Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he would suddenly lift off the ground into flight.

As Elliott and E.T. continued to fly through the night sky, Elliott’s excitement grew and grew, he just really could not believe, or understand exactly what was going on. He did not understand that E.T. who sat in the basket on the front of the bike appearing calm, was concentrating on the difficult task at hand of transporting the pair and the bicycle through the night sky.

Eventually Elliot’s excitement overwhelmed him, he believed he could fly, he believed he could touch the sky, he spread his wings to try and fly away, then Elliott confidently leaped from the bike. E.T. lost concentration, and the once dreamy moment became a nightmarish disaster.

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Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

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“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

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