Thug Life Cat Shirt

Thug Life Cat Shirt


“Thug Cat” was born in an overpopulated alley in an overpopulated city. As a young cat, he grew up without the luxuries of a home. Instead of having a toy mouse filled with catnip to chew on, Thug had live rats filled with malice who sometimes chewed on him. Thug Cat’s usual scratching post was climbing up the sides of the old rusty dumpsters behind Tony’s pizzeria.

Fights often broke out in the dumpster over the food. A young Thug Cat was never strong enough to overpower other cats for a taste of fish, however as Thug got older, he grew into a rather large cat, who then learned how to stand on his hind legs, wear a hoodie, and carry a bat, things changed.

Thug Cat now takes what he wants.


Thug Life Cat Shirt

Air Afrikaans

I stumbled across this video on YouTube the other day. It is titled Air Afrikaans.

Check out this team of narcissistic stewardesses as they belittle and control their helpless customers.

The first video is a short version of the full show which is below.

The full show

The Joker Yoda Shirt

Yoda Joker Shirt

Serious Why So ? Click Image

There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me.

“Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, he is. Hmmm. To defend herself mommy gets lightsaber. He likes not that. Not one bit. So to her, with me watching, he takes lightsaber, laughing while he does, to me turns and he says. Yes, hmmm. “Serious why so Yoda?” My mouth he sticks the saber in. Yeesssssss. “Put a smile on that face, let us!” And…Serious why so?”

“So me ask you now, since here you are, ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light did you, hmm?”

WTF?! I turned and ran.

Yoda Joker Shirt

Surfer Trooper Shirt

Surfer Storm Trooper Star Wars Shirt

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I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear.

I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers.

At times I wonder why I am so willing to kill and die for the needs of my master, but I’ve never had any desire to rebel from him, my brothers serve him, and that is good enough for me. Though my masters have change over time, and my friends have become enemies, it is all right, this is my life, and this is how I live it.

When I have some time away from the demands of constant war, I take my surfboard and go enjoy riding the waves. I can understand the waves, they served the earth, as I do my masters, we have a connection that is as deep as my soul.

Surfer Trooper T-Shirt

When Your Cat Is More Thug Than You

This just needs to be shared.

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