Stop Following Me – Funny Tee

Funny Stop Following Me Shirt

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All these evolution diagrams are starting to wear on me, man I swear I am starting to have nightmares that everywhere I go there are monkeys and cavemen following me.

Sometimes I am just walking down the road and I totally feel like I am being watched.

What if all these evolution diagrams I see are true? What if I am being followed right now?  Man that would be really crazy.

I mean it can’t be that there are always a line of monkeys and cavemen etc behind me, I mean if I look in the mirror I only see me right.

Hmmm wait a minute, all the other humanoids in those pictures are actually smaller than the man…that would mean that… if they were behind me, and I looked in the mirror…I wouldn’t be able to see them right?

Oh no! What if they are really behind me now?

OK I will just turn around really fast and have a look

1….2 ……3   ARGGGGGHHHH! They are Behind me !!!

Stop Following Me!
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Gorrilaz – Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey’s Head Lyrics

We hear stories like this all the time and we see movies about them and of course songs, but what usually people can’t quite imagine that things like this actually not only happen, but are happening in multiple countries and places in the world right now as we speak.

Money rules this world, and lets face it some people will do anything to get it.

Hope you enjoy the song.

Narrator (speaking)
Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain,
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived.
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world,
Obscured as it was by great clouds.
Here they played out their peaceful lives,
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence,
That was growing in the world below.
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough.
Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town.
They came in camouflaged,
Hidden behind dark glasses,
But no one noticed them; they only saw shadows.
You see, without the truth of the eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.

2D (singing)
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them, and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead
The dance of the dead.
The dance of the dead.

Narrator (speaking)
In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain,
And it was there that they found the caves,
Of unimaginable sincerity and beauty.
By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest.
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things,
And soon they began to mine the mountain,
It’s rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world.
Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
Their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls.
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain.
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain,
Holes began to appear, bringing with them
A cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey.
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for,
They knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep.
Then there came a sound, distant first, that grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space (echoes).
There were no screams.
There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then,
Nothing.

2D (singing)
Oh, little town in U.S.A.
The time has come to see
All the things you think you are
But where were you when it all came down on me
Did you call me now?

Evolution Monkey to Pig Shirt – Funny Evolution Parody Tee

Evolution From Monkey to a Pig

Evolution Monkey to Man to Pig - Click Image $19.99

We are all used to the diagrams of human evolution, how man progresses constantly to our current state of being, or at least the state of being that we were in in the first halve of the twentieth century.

This diagram  is a little more up to date, the beginning is fairly common, of course the first picture shows man in his already ape like form, having shed the tail already.

He then moves into a two legged walking position and begins to carry tools.

The next stage of the evolution man is walking almost upright and carrying a spear.

In the yellow we can see man in his prime, he is walking fully erect and carrying a rather large machine gun.

Now we move onto our current state of being, balding, fat, sipping a milkshake, eating a hamburger, and a yellow tattoo of the “Golden Arches” M on the leg. This is the evolution due to fast food.

And of course the next stage in the progression is the pig.

This shirt is really quite hilarious if you have a good look at it, and oh so true.

Although the image on the left is not really big enough to have a good look, if you click on it it will take you to the product page with larger images and closeups.

Something, somewhere went terribly wrong – Funny T-Shirt

Something, Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong Funny Evolution Parody Tee

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Man has come a long way since he first came down from the trees and started to spend his time walking on the earth.

First it is predicted of course he was on all fours most of the time like most of the great apes.

As he began to stand upright he started to use his now free hands to carry tools he would make.

First things like knives which he could use for cutting plants to make clothing and houses. As well as fashioning weapons.

Then onwards into manufacturing farming equipment.

But Somewhere something went terribly wrong.

You can see by the design man constantly progressed upwards into a fully erect state, but then recently with the invention of the computer, we are again progressing downwards.

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Ovolution – Funny Egg to Chicken to Roasted Chicken Shirt – Evolution Parody

Funny Ovolution Shirt

Crazy Chicken Ovolution, Evolution, Egg to Chicken, to Roast Chicken Shirt - Click Image $17.99

Actual Facts:

Quite often we all see images of human evolution, from monkey, to ape to caveman and onwards up to our current form of human self.

We don’t often however look at illustrations of animal evolution. Which in this case, the case of chickens, we would call Ovolution.

This concept of chicken ovolution was first predicted by Nostradamus in 1556, it was forgotten through medieval times but was remembered one night again by Benjamin Franklin in 1784.

The phrase Ovolution was coined that night by Benjamin, as he mentioned it to his friend, Bob, before passing out from too much to smoke. His friend snickered, but by morning both had forgotten completely about the concept.

Einstein explored this undocumented theory of ovolution in depth, and managed to make a sketch of it on the piece of paper that first contained the E=MC2 formula.

In fact the first theories of nuclear fusion, came from the splitting of eggs Einstein was doing in the kitchen, he often threw eggs together and was amazed at the explosions created.

Finally the important Theory of Ovolution drawings have become part of public knowledge, and you can even purchase them on this fashionable T-Shirt.

You can click on the image above to get your own stylish Chicken Ovolution shirt and become a part of history.

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